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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Ridikzappa 11:10 Sun Jun 23
Peter Crouch
Although I am rich beyond most peoples dreams, I decided to let my name, legacy and family reputation be used to garner a few more shekels because of my disgusting, fever like greed for a bit more of that lovely, delicious cash by agreeing to do an unnecessary, demeaning advert.

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arsene york-hunt 10:36 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
You can't criticise him because of his vast wealth compared to yours. Well at least that's what I was told by some dickhead on another thread.

Russ of the BML 3:32 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
Seems a genuinely decent bloke. Can't believe someone would get wound up with him doing an advert. Fucking hell.

lowermarshhammer 3:16 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
Bill Hicks was 100% correct when he said " If you work in advertising, kill yourself."

However can't blame Crouch for trousering what it would take most of the population at least 5 years to earn if he's offered it. He'd be a fucking idiot to turn it down.

Heath Hammer 3:03 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch is a popular figure in football
recommend his BBC podcast.

geoffpikey 2:58 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch is a popular figure in football
Do you need cuddle now, Rid? Cos I think you've obviously got your rant wrong.

Nice try. Haha.

Eggbert Nobacon 2:54 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTZudY579Zs

Eggbert Nobacon 2:54 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTZudY579Zs

Eggbert Nobacon 2:53 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
assume you felt the same when Di Canio did that tv advert?

cornish 2:28 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
That's how you get richer and look after your family,good luck to him,wouldn't you?

Iron Duke 2:24 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
Of all the things to get upset about, one of the most likeable footballers making a few quid selling mobile phones is way down the list.

Tomshardware 2:16 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
Always liked him, seems a decent bloke who doesn't take himself too seriously and also gets involved in good causes.

, 2:10 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
Sometimes a bloke starts a thread on here and does not realise it tells us more about him than the subject of the thread.

zebthecat 2:08 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
"Peter, what would you be if you weren't a footballer?"

"A virgin"

Agent Scud 2:01 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
I've just finished reading his book "How to be a footballer" - it's very funny.

He seems like a decent bloke to me.

dealcanvey 12:54 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
Football need's more Peter Crouches

violator 12:41 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
His autobiography is a decent read

Side of Ham 11:52 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
The blokes a character so he's at a premium these days on the 'funny footballer' side of things. The game is missing a good few more of his type and he will, therefore, be in short term demand for advertising agencies and the like.

eastham75 11:38 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
Fair play to bloke,

JLAP 11:15 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
I like Peter Crouch, he comes across well, he doesn’t take himself too serious and he has a cracking wife... so for that, I’m In!

geoffpikey 10:11 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
His arms are "too long"? He's 6'7" tall. If shorter, he wouldn't be able to reach his pockets.

22 goals for England in 42 games. That's good for international football.
Most headed goals in the Premier League.

I know he played for THEM , but he's a solid pro. Wish we'd signed him instead of Carroll!

38, and still coining it on and off the pitch. Well played.

cholo 9:49 Mon Jun 24
Re: Peter Crouch
For all we know he could give the fee to charity. He's a footballer not an artist, so has no artistic integrity to protect. He'll be on strictly come dancing at some point I'd have thought, might be worth watching if the gangly cunt is on there making a fool of himself, probably doesn't take himself too seriously.

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